After years of NEVER touching the butt water wash (bidet?) function of Japanese toilets I gave it a shot, or it gave me a shot. So I have this terrifying image of a hand coming out from the toilet and grabbing me, so water shooting up and onto my crack is just a little creepy for me (not that my ass is too good for a little spit shine). If anything it was too ticklish for my taste... so yeah it got weirdly inappropriate. But I was also worried if it was going to shoot up and hit the right spot - the last thing I needed was for my pants to get wet when this time I really didn't pee myself. But when it did hit my... uh, butt hole, I realized that there shouldn't be any reason for it to miss because it's not like people's butt cracks vary in position to the left and right, right? ... it's always going to be in the middle right?
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